how much pride do you have?

Your Pride Quotient: 42%

You have your proud moments, but you're also likely to be a little ashamed of them. Don't be too hard on yourself. It's normal to want to make a stellar impression.

How Much Pride Do You Have?

Euro English.

The European Commission just announced anagreement whereby English will be the officiallanguage of the EU rather than German, which wasthe other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty'sGovernment conceded that English spelling had someroom for improvement and has accepted a five-yearphase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replase the soft "c."Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jumpwith joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor ofthe "k." This should klear up konfusion andkeyboards kan have fewer letters.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in thesekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will bereplaced with the "f." This will make words like"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the newspelling kan be expekted to reach the stage wheremore komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of doubleletters, which have always ben a deterent toakurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horiblmes of the silent "e" 's in the languag isdisgracful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to stepssuch as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v."

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropdfrom vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vudof kurs be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensiblriten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultisand evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

Ve haf also decided zat driving vil be changd toze oposit sid of ze road. Ze first yer ve vilchang over ze truks and buses...

Tendjewberrymud.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"

Let the music heal your soul.

*hinalungkat ko pa daw talaga to sa bulletin board ha. But no, nahanap ko sa sent messages sa email heehee.*

Let the music play…
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to thequestion even if it doesn't make sense. NOCHEATING
4. Bold the questions and answers that are “swak”or relevant

Thanks to those who posted this in the BB, oh whatfun! :-)
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How are you feeling today?
Head over heels - alanis (obvious ba kung kanino?)

Will you get far in life?
Tomorrow Knows - brain salad (o diba, que sera sera)

How do your friends see you?
Sugod - sandwich (what? pwede...)

Will you get married?
Breakaway - kelly clarkson (nyeta. married nga,breakaway.)

What is your best friend's theme song?
Patlang - cambio (ha?)

What is the story of your life?
hollaback girl - gwen stefani (a few times i've been around that track...)

What was high school like?f
irst day funk - parokya (wtf?? how bout no.)

How can you get ahead in life?
i miss you so much - TLC (oo, by taking forgranted everything that i have. ayus. USER!)

What is the best thing about your friends?
Love will keep us together - captain and tenille (okitams. labyu(prend's name here))

What is today going to be like?
emptyhanded - cynthia alexander (hayup. what will happen, happens for the best. say mo, ycoy?)

What is in store for this weekend?
THis Love - maroon 5 (naku wag naman noh!!!konteksto, konteksto... saklolo!!!)

What song describes you?
i-you - bamboo. (ano daw? "just an optismist,who's become a little cynical...")

To describe your grandparents?
SUntok sa buwan - session road

How is your life going?
heal me, im heartsick - no vacancy (nyahahaha!! no comment.)

What song will they play at your funeral?
Panaginip Lang - Paramita ("hahayaan ko na bang tuluyan nang ibaon sa limot ang alaala mo..")

How does the world see you?
Beautiful - Christina aguilera (i amm byutipuL nomatter what they say!!! dont look at me, i aint cheating!)

Will you have a happy life?
Be without you - mary j blige (siguro kung kasama ko sha? yack. mush.)

What do your friends really think of you?
love moves - nina (haha. mysterious din kung pano kami nagkatagpo tagpo. hahaha.)

Do people secretly lust after you?
not so usual - jason mraz (she's not so usual...)

How can I make myself happy?
It wasnt me - shaggy (wtf. believe me, "honey...caught me... creeping with the girl next door" isone heck of a mistake.)

What should you do with your life?
genie in a bottle - christina aguilera. (great, first they say pray, then they say wish on a falling star,now i have to rub an effing bottle to get 3 measly chances. FU.)

Will you ever have children?
where is the love - black eyed peas (yes,apparently. pero dapat out of love. oha.)

Dante's Inferno Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

The level descriptions are here, and you can take the test yourself here.